Friday, November 18, 2011

Salty or sweet? SALTY!...AKA Day 5 of 365

The day had barely begun when I got my first chuckle. In a joint effort, Emmy and I posted about it on her Facebook. I think this entry will best be served if I just cut and paste it from there, along with the comments that followed:

"Dear Brudder,

Remember when you and your lovely girlfriend were visiting our humble abode? Remember when you thought it was a sweet idea to grind the salt grinder for a really long time? Remember when you then walked away and left the salt in the grinder receptacle? Well, dear brudder, this morning I decided I wanted a little salt on my orange that I worked so hard to lovingly cut in two perfect halves. So, without looking at the salt grinder receptacle, I took the lid off and turned the grinder upside down. Now, dear brudder, my sweet yummy orange is covered in 1/4 inch of snow white SALT! BAD BRUDDER!

Lovingly yours,
Like · · See Friendship · 16 hours ago near Marlin ·

Michael Bigbee and Kyle Wusterbarth like this.
Heather Eckert bahahaha Em....that is horrible kiddo :)
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Kyle Wusterbarth HA! This cracked me up and made me smile real big, hahahahaha. Sorry about your orange, though :/
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Jared Jones Hahahaha that has got to be the greatest thing I ever heard hahaha I'm sorry em but it is funny
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Hee Hee. I admit it, I had a good laugh over these as the look on her face was priceless.


  1. Salt on an orange? Am I the only one who finds that gross? The story however is funny.

  2. I like a tiny bit on there just because the salt brings out the sweet. It's like when you bake a cake or brownies from scratch, if you don't put the salt in, something is missing.